Marylebone almost feels out of place at times like a secret village was just dropped into central London, real independent shops amongst a sea of chain shops, Georgian terraces, and a laid back way of life compared to other areas in London, while many people flock to the tourist attractions or the latest hip coffee serving the same coffee as everyone else.
So here is our guide to actually have a fun, slightly mischievous, modern experience for a day in Marylebone that doesn’t include your standard relaxing traditional massage.
Morning: Soft Start
Skip the winding queue at the Sherlock Holmes Museum, you've seen inside what else is there to see? Instead if the weather is permitting begin at the famous Paddington Street Gardens it’s quiet and where the locals go, Grab a coffee from one of the independent coffee shops or on the high street and try a delicious item from a bakery for breakfast.
Wander the high street properly. Visit one of the beautiful bookshops in London. Pop in, buy something you will never finish. And feel cultured for a whole ten minutes, then if you really want to feel cultured and like you belong, visit the famous Wallace Collection and is rarely busy in the mornings.
Mid-Morning to Lunch: Eat Like You Mean It
Marylebone does food better than most of central London because it doesn’t try too hard. Options depending on your mood, with world-class cuisine on every step.
Eat slowly. This is not a “grab a meal deal and keep going” neighbourhood.
Afternoon: The Part Where Most People Get It Wrong
This is where people usually opt for the traditional Asian massage but we are not doing that instead lean in to the mystique and playfulness of Marylebone and book an erotic massage in Marylebone with us.
This is usually where the traditional Asian massage pitch appears in other blogs. We’re not doing that.
Instead, lean into the actual spirit of Marylebone: discreet, high-quality, a little bit naughty, and completely uninterested in being wholesome.
Book an erotic massage.
And we don’t mean a rub and tug or an Asian massage where you have to ask nicely for a happy ending, we mean Limitless London Massage, a dedicated erotic massage service that offers both happy ending and full service.
Marylebone is ideal for this. Private apartments near Baker Street, excellent hotel outcall options to suit all budgets, and a clientele that values discretion over drama. Our late night opening times are perfect for a well deserved down-time after your busy Marylebone day.
Late Evening: Re-Enter the World Looking Smug
After your session you will be floaty, loose and satisfied with a certain grin on your face while you look at everyone rushing around or catching glimpses of people out and about and this is the perfect time for a drink or a snack at a bar. A chance to unwind and reflect on the session and to allow your body and mind to keep up the relaxation with the session you have just enjoyed. Or maybe you might meet some friends and head out for a night out in Soho?
The Unofficial Rules for Doing Marylebone Properly
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Never rush.
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Prioritise independent over chain. You might find some hidden gems.
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Choose experiences that actually change how your body feels, not just how your Instagram looks because these are what you will remember.
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Treat pleasure as a legitimate part of the itinerary, A much needed reset
Traditional Asian massage has its place. And many people enjoy it as a way to relax or help with problems that modern life can cause especially stress, but adult massage is slowly becoming more and more popular for those looking for something extra in life
Now go book the interesting part first. Everything else can rearrange itself around it. We are open daily for phone or whatsApp bookings.